Cruddy Buddies

The definition of Cruddy Buddy is it an informal noun which means a good friend that you can do dirt with, a partner in crime...
"What's this all about?" asked a frightened Omar.
"I talk...you listen!" snapped Cash, "where is the Money and the Shit?"
"I don't know what you mean?" said Omar.
"FO, show Omar what we mean please."
FO raised the barrel of his all black AR-15 and shot the first guard in his face, blowing bits of his skull and brain matter all over the floor and walls.
Next he shot guard number two center mass, rupturing his diaphragm causing him to bleed internally and suffocate.
The female crack fiend was next. He emptied the rest of the clip into her face and chest as he began to smile as Omar flinched.
"Now, where is the Money and the Shit!" asked Cash.
"In the basement!" yelled Omar, "please don't kill me please!"