EavesDroppings

It all started when Aaron "Smokey" Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, "My pants are on their last leg!"
Together with a slew of comical contributors that include Steve Harvey and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, M. Price and Smokey Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as:
¿ Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.
¿ That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.
¿ The jazz musicians were in a jam.
¿ The cowboy was at the end of his rope!
¿ The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.
¿ The naked gambler was on a winning streak.
¿ I said to my adrenal gland, "What's the rush?"
¿ I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.
Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.