Get Well Soon! My (Un)Brilliant Career as a Nurse

''One of the most distressingly funny books I have ever read'' Benjamin LawIf you thought TV''s Nurse Jackie told it like it was, then Get Well Soon! is one hell of a revelation. Falling into the nursing profession, Kristy Chambers has spent almost a decade working as a nurse, with patients ranging from drug addicts through cancer patients to those in Emergency. Along the way she met some wonderfully brave people and others, well, you''ll need to read her book to really believe it.Chambers is a new and idiosyncratic voice in memoir writing. Her tone is dark, her humour black, but there is honesty, heart and compassion in Get Well Soon! She shows us more than ever the incredible work done by nurses and the challenges they face. My quest for a career started early, when I was four years old and gave myself a haircut to see if I liked that sort of thing. I liked it plenty, but my mother did not. Much later in life, after moonlighting as a maid and enduring myriad other unsatisfying positions, I fell into nursing, the way one may fall into a pile of sheep shit at two in the morning (which I have also done). Aged thirty, I was spat out of university with a degree in nursing and a sense of bewilderment. I soon found myself in a magical world, one with rainbows of bodily fluids and oceans of vomit, pools of cytotoxic chemicals and snowflakes of dead skin cells. I was dumb with wonder: I wondered why on earth I hadn''t studied something else, like furniture design. I like chairs. My baptism of fire in nursing was harsh, but a pointed reminder that buried beneath my foul mouth was a kind heart, and I had been given an opportunity to use it on a daily basis. I like chairs and sick people. Nursing has been both a hellride and a joyride, but brutally educational most of all.