How to Photocopy Your Butt without Cracking the Glass

Alfie is always getting his butt in a jam, and his boss cracks down on him.
This book answers the following questions:
How do you cover your butt when there's a crack in your glass?
What do you do when your butt is on the line and things go terribly wrong?
Why does Alfie need to photocopy his butt in the first place?
Find out more about Alfie on his road to self-discovery in this book, great for those who love office humor!