Lick Your Neighbor

When Dale Alden of the Duxbury Historical Preservation Society awakes on the morning
before Thanksgiving, there's a turkey hanging from a tree in his backyard, a duck
hanging from a rope in his fridge, an ill-tempered farmer in his bedroom, cops on his
doorstep, and his son's greasy, drumstick-clutching hand in his face. And that's all
before he leaves for work.
Mutant ninjas, a talking whale, kung-fu masters, maniacal Pilgrims and an alcoholic
clown populate Chris Genoa's surreal, darkly comical and unnerving reimagining of the
first Thanksgiving. Put down your feathered headdresses, puritan collars and buckled
shoes and prepare to get schooled in the alternate history lesson they never mentioned in
grade school.