Little Candy Hearts and Murder

Murder, mayhem, and movie star drama is not usually on the top ten list for anyone on Valentine's Day. It's supposed to be filled with love, little candy hearts, and chocolates, right? After finding little candy hearts with nasty, very nasty, sayings on them plastered all over her property, her house, and her car, best-selling author and cyber security company owner Parker Bell is not going to be voted Miss Congeniality.
Why does murder, movie star mayhem, and small town politics seem to plague Parker every time she comes back to her hometown of Po'thole (pronounced Po Ho by the natives and Pothole by anyone north of the Florida-Georgia line)?
Add in the hormonally challenged, sugar-and-caffeine infused Lady Gatorettes, now with their own radio show, and you have all of the makings of crazy gone bad...in Florida...where craziness abounds.