Never Eat the Buffett at a Sex Club

I'm afraid this book contains no sex at all and for that matter no food either. As you're here though, welcome to a collection of writings that include his Dubai Diary, the adventures of Colonel Juniper and several other bits of nonsense from comedian Aidan Goatley. This edition also includes scripts from his sell out Edinburgh shows '10 Films with my Dad' and 'The Joys of Retail'

'A brilliant raconteur, very, very funny'

Fringeguru

'Charmingly funny'

The Scotsman
'A singular wit,

highly recommended'
Edinburgh Evening News