Nunchuck City

Nonstop Ninja Action!!!
Poser jerkwad Kundarai Saru and his evil army have invaded the city and kidnapped the mayor! Now estranged martial arts masters Nick and Kanna are going to have to fight their way across the city, against hordes of heavily-armed ninja, street gangs, sumo wrestlers, cyborgs, municipal paperwork, and more!
Can they defeat the bad guys, rescue the mayor, and hopefully learn some lessons about trust, friendship, and believing in yourself? Find out in Nunchuck City!

Also featuring the backup story "Curse of the Ninja" by Lucas Mangum!
"It's...if Michael Dudikoff woke up one morning in an Austin Powers story, with Tarantino profanity? And also if the world was a cartoon? Something like that"-Stephen Graham Jones