On the Twelfth Night of Kinkmas

Snowed in at a kink club with my ex-boyfriend's dad on Christmas Eve-what could possibly go wrong?
Working at a kink club in my hometown is not where I thought I'd be this holiday season. I thought I'd be finishing the first semester of my PhD. I thought I'd be making my parents proud instead of disappointing them.

The prospect of ending my dry spell with my ex is the only thing that might save me from becoming the Grinch-he's supposed to pick me up from the club and hopefully make my holiday merry and bright.

Except he sends his father instead and when Cal Whittaker walks in on me jingling my own bells and a snowstorm keeps me from escaping, it's beginning to look a lot like a very crappy Christmas.
There are a million reasons why Cal and I shouldn't be kissing under the mistletoe, but maybe Santa's put me on both the naughty and the nice list this year...