Philomena the Farting Fairy

On Ana's forth birthday she was playing in her garden when she heard a strange rustling noise in the nearby bushes, she walked over to the bush, parting the branches, and nervously peered inside.
That was when she discovered a tiny fairy caught in a huge spider's web. The fairy looked up at Ana and begged" Please help me before the spider comes, or he will eat me for his dinner" Ana reached down, picked up a stick, then brushed the spider's web away from the trapped fairy.