Poems to Poop by

Cheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun!"Brilliant from one end to the next!" -T. P. Eliot, "The Waste Land""A literary laxative for our times!" -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, "To Flush, My Toilet"Poems to Poop by will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go!- Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it- Enjoy updated classics like "Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star," "One Flush, Two Flush," and "Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening"- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that's sure to move you