Sampson The Cat

Sampson the Cat was created for your enjoyment. Sampson is a very scary cat. His owners presume that he has had military training. He is able to outrun his owners. When he is startled, Sampson gets low to the ground and takes off running. No matter of "Sampson, it is me, don't run," or "Come back, Sampson" stops him from running, and he does not stop running until he reaches his destination.
If Sampson is eating and he senses your presence, he will immediately stop eating and survey his surroundings for threats. Sampson's survival skills are exceptional. Sampson's training is so unique that he could only have been trained by the best. He is capable of maneuvering his body in such a way that he blends in with his surroundings.