Search for Quong

Quong was a creature of the olden olden days, even before grandmother.

He was a short fellow, or, at least, that's what they said, with long, thin legs and an even longer, thinner tail. His face was fat and wrinkly, and big bushy eyebrows kept out the sun and flies.

At least that's what I think he looked like, though no-one has actually seen him that I'd believe. Which, of course, was the trouble.

Some people say that there are no such things as quongs, that it's a stupid name, and that if there were any there'd be pink elephants, too.

But those people don't think Father Christmas comes every year, either.

Of course this is all nonsense. There must be quongs and we must find them.

And, if this story's any good, we will.

So let's begin the search!