Superhero Me!

Superheroes, yuck ...
What's the expression again? "With great power comes a great pain in my ass." And in a world where just about everything but superheroes exists, the last thing I expected to see was one flying around the park behind my dorm.
I mean, isn't it enough that this GoneGod world is filled with ghosts and demons, angels and valkyries, pixies and dragons? Do we really need souped-up humans, too? Come on!
But that's just the thing: superheroes don't exist. Or at least, they shouldn't. So when all sorts of superheroes start popping up on campus, fighting amongst themselves with such ferocity that they're threatening the city, I have to don my own mask and cowl to figure out what's going on.