The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal

Meet Bob Barnem. He's not your average guy. In fact, he's a chronic suicidalist-and he's here to share his unconventional journey through the darkest corners of his mind.Have you ever felt an itch you can't scratch? No, not the kind you treat with ointment. Imagine driving down the highway and suddenly having the urge to jump out of the car-or even flirt with danger in ways that walk the line between thrill and oblivion. Bob does. And he's not afraid to tell you how he gets through it.This is his story-a tale of suicidal urges, a bizarre knife, phantom creatures, and accidental heroism. Sometimes, survival means embracing the chaos.Some itches just need to be scratched.Get ready for a wild ride.