The Gift

Hey you. yeah, you. There's something special about you, I can tell. You've got this really cool thing that you love to do, and I bet no one can do it quite like you can. That's called your Gift! And guess what? I've got a Gift, and all your friends do, too! But maybe you're thinking, "Hey, mister, you don't know me! I don't have a gift." But you do! You just have to find it! And I think this book is just the thing you need! It's all about Gifts and love and just being you! And what's better than that?
This book is awesome. I mean this book is really, REALLY, cool. Everybody says so. Don't put any socks on before you read this book, 'cause they'll just blow off. I mean, this book is really amazing stuff. Everybody says so. Did I mention that already? You're gonna laugh, you're gonna cry, you're gonna smile. If you read this book with a buddy, you're gonna have to excuse yourself because you'll be so overcome with emotion. So just trust me when I say you'll enjoy this book. And show it to your friends! Because no Gift is really complete unless you share it!