The Man Who Killed His Wife (and What Happened Afterward)

Maryanne Wilson's death was definitely an accident. Her husband Bob had absolutely no intention of killing her. But it was almost certain that a court of law would see things differently, particularly after Bob had sex with Maryanne's corpse . . . and that was why Bob Wilson decided not to call in the police, but to seek an alternative solution to the problem he'd gotten himself into . . . . . . A solution which unfortunately only made matters a whole lot worse for him. But, to backtrack a little to the genesis of this momentous disaster . . . Everything began because Bob Wilson was working too hard and as a result was neglecting his loving wife, Maryanne. And so, Maryanne asked their upstairs neighbor Jennifer for help. Jennifer Haskins apparently knew a little magic, and so she cast a spell on Bob, one that would help Maryanne get laid on a more regular basis, like every night if she so desired. What could possibly go wrong with a simple arrangement like that? Everything you can't possibly imagine . . .