The Princess of Neptune

Formula for Adventure: A teenage punk-rock drummer and her pesky younger brotherA doomed effort to get a good grade in science classA world-famous research institute, led by a fearless father and sonA terrible secret behind a beloved fast-food franchiseAn intergalactic beauty pageantA singing cockroach from the moonAn entire planet afraid to go to the mallA deranged plot to become the world's biggest pop starMix them all together and you get. . . Confused? No! A hilarious novel by Quentin Dodd? Yes!