Bathroom Poetry Going Number Two. Here I sit Broken Hearted.

Some subject material may be offensive, please read with cautious trepidation. This book is not about poetry. It is a book on quotes that I have found written on many bathroom-stalls all over the globe. There are many original quotes, quotes from differnt countries, as well as some good old 'American-Quotes'. Plus many unkown Author quotes. In otherwords, a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. Some are personal quotes, things that 'pop' into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange, they usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these 'thoughts' to "Bathroom Poetry" anyways.