Dumb Democrats

From the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy comes a collection of hilarious jokes mocking the political left. Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Communists, Democrats -- no matter what they call themselves, we just call them funny!
The Bedbugs
Bedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a junior congresswoman but the de facto head of the Democrat party, summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs.
The expert said, "There is only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism."
"Socialism?" asked the befuddled Congresswoman.
"Yes," says the expert, nodding, "If you turn them into Socialists, half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."