Ezzie

Born into relative poverty 83,5971/2 years ago in the small Irish village of Ballyhoomoloney on the border of Kerry and Leitrim, Mme. Esmerelda Zxeronnna [zero-nah] Johnson Lee Lewis III began her industrious life as a farmer's daughter in the rich and vibrant cultural landscape of the prior emanation of humankind. When her remaining family were wiped out by the eruption of the Toba volcano 75,000 years past, the industrious Ezzie, having much to give to the world, sought refuge in the corporeal apparatus of one of the few survivors, the wife of a great nobleman, and survived for millennia thereafter disseminating her healing wisdom throughout human history.