If the First Lady Hired Me...

"...my literary entry into the world of private surveillance, divorces, and literally, sex, lies, and videotapes."
-Elizabeth Lee Beck, high-profile lawyer who deposed Donald Trump

From If the First Lady Hired Me...

I can't predict where their marriage goes from here. In any individual situation, it's unwise to guess. I do know, for solid certainty, that cheating IS the kiss of death to marriage and monogamous relationships.

First Lady of The United States, can you hear me?

If so, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Justin Hopson. I am a seasoned private investigator and retired New Jersey State Trooper. Please know that I've been chasing cheaters for over a decade now. In fact, I've had the unenviable task of investigating more than 100 divorce cases and have testified in a fair share of court proceedings.

Infidelity, unfaithfulness, and adultery are too gentle of words, too proper for what they describe. Cheating is a better choice, much more direct.