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Meet Wille, a spry construction engineer with an eye for the world's most awe-inspiring erections. He's ready, with a gentle, guiding hand, to thrust us into a poetic journey through history's most riveting, jaw-dropping, and monstrous constructions. From the ancient wonders of Egypt to the soaring heights of Dubai, Willie inserts us deep into the stories behind these man-made conceptions. With wit, charm, and years of hands-on expertise, he exposes the tales of humanity's enduring quest to build higher, thicker, stronger, longer, more pulsating, engorged, and shinier erections to impress men and women worldwide. Bridges, towers, canals, and even out-of-this-world erections await your discovery. Whether it's the Great Wall of China's reacharound a bend or the seductive domes of the Taj Mahal touching your virgin eyeballs, Willie's poetic narratives seduce and educate, making engineering marvels more relatable than the birds and the bees (WTF is that all about anyway?)