ME AND JAKE

ME AND JAKE, by Allan Young.
These are hunting and fishing stories that I shouldn't tell anybody, because they are all true! There's a song that goes: "I won't go huntin' with you, Jake, but I'll go chasin' women." Well, me and Jake are both too old and fat to go chasing women-besides we wouldn't know what to do with one if we caught it-but we have spent over two-thirds of our lives hunting and fishing together. And we haven't shot each other yet, or pushed each other into a lake or trout stream, although we both admit we have thought about it from time to time. Jake "Moose" Vavra is a six-foot-five, 265 pound Engineer, Farmer, Business Man and Publisher. (He used to just weigh 250 pounds, until I found out his scale only went that far!) And what hasn't happened to us in many years of hunting and fishing together just isn't worth mentioning.